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"When it comes to all this enemies nonsense, Im out. I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland........If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too." --- Bella Swann
Best. Quote. Ever.
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Mary had a little lamb, but I ate it!
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[link] Join the Five Great Clans! (They need new members!)
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If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.
Greate!
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[...]Remains a sordid twist of fate,
Now I'm trying to wake you up,
To pull you from the liquid sky.
Cause if I don't we'll both end up
with just your songs that say goodbye. [..]
(Placebo/ Song to say goodbye)
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"That's a big goddamn teapot! It's so big you have to yell about it!!" - Penn Jillette
"Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated" - Marquise de Sade (Geoffrey Rush, Quills)
Three of my favorite things combined.
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