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Postal 2 stamp by Shadowglove Postal 2 stamp by Shadowglove
I didn't find ANY Postal 2 stamp. Outrageous. A SCANDAL.
So I made one myself.

To me Postal 2 is anger management.
As :iconhentai-sweetie: 's stamp ([link]) says: Videogames don't make kids evil, shitty parenting does.

Lovley quotes by our beloved Postal Dude:

"Guns don't kill people, I do!"

"I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames..."

"Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!"

"Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill racists equally..."


[shoots someone] That one's for your mother!
[shoots another person] That one's for the Pope!
[shoots another person] That one's for Bobo the space-monkey!
[shoots someone else] That one's cause I have ammo left in my gun!
[shoots last person] That one's 'cause I can!



Keep litting people on fire, blow their heads to pieces and kick them until they die! BWAAAAAHAHHAHAHA
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:iconbloodystreets:
BloodyStreets Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"I'm sorry, apparently I'm feeling a little psychotic this morning."
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:icontdf666:
Tdf666 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
"The Person Who Designed This Town Was Probably On Some Serious Crack"
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:iconbloodystreets:
BloodyStreets Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"My president IS Chuck Heston! Here's your rebate, you damn dirty apes!"
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:iconskinpeela:
SkinPeela Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:DDD using! 
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LittleGreenGamer Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I still haven't played "Postal 2' yet but I damn well want to! :) People blame video games like these for violence, but the world's already a heavily violent extension of hell. Games like these just make these tragedies more tolerable. They take away all the pain when we play them. 
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Shadowglove Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Exactly. Playing violent videogames makes me less violent, or well, less angry.
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:iconglitch-sketch:
Glitch-Sketch Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sign my petition, or one of your surviving family members will!
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:iconthedoctorondrugs:
TheDoctorOnDrugs Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Sign my petition or I will follow you home and kill you're dog.
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:iconshadowglove:
Shadowglove Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
You're dog? What about my dog.
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:iconthedoctorondrugs:
TheDoctorOnDrugs Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Watson, Its our dog.
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